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What a Cute Card (Reader X Karkat) by Crazylight36, literature

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What a Cute Card (Reader X Karkat)

You need to hurry and open your locker. You managed to open it in your tired stupor and to your surprise you noticed something fly down and out of it to the floor. You looked down to see what it was. It seemed to be a birthday card. It was pretty cute, you smiled going down to get a closer look at it. It was a cute red crab shaped card. The crab even had a silly birthday hat on, you laughed as you picked up the card getting a closer look at it. You can’t really say for sure who gave you the card but you have a few guesses. You’ll read the card in Study hall. You went through your locker and took your books, you grumbled some co

I don't deserve you [KarkatxReader] by SignlessVantas69, literature

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I don't deserve you [KarkatxReader]

Dear [Name], I know I can be an asshole at times, I know a lot of the time I just yell my head off at you but... It never ceases to amaze me that you stay. I know I don’t deserve you. You love me for me, not who I try to be. I try, and push myself to be the leader that everyone needs, but that doesn't mean I don’t get scared. I still screw up who the fuck doesn't But you, you always manage to bring out my best qualities, making feel as if I’m actually worth something. Before I met you, there was a huge void in me that I felt would never be filled, I thought it was just natural. But to be accepted, let alone loved by

Pudding - Karkat X Reader by lemon-y-snicket, literature

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Pudding - Karkat X Reader

You sat down on the couch in your living room with a spoon in one hand and a pudding cup in the other. Putting the spoon in your mouth you reached up to turn off the light, leaving only the light of the TV for you to see. Tonight was going to be your nice and easy night. You were dressed in your most comfortable pajamas which consisted of a light weight tank top that didn't quite cover your stomach and your favorite pair of light blue briefs. Because it was the middle of summer and it was quite hot at night, you normally slept without pants on. Besides, it was really comfortable. You had popped in one of your favorite movies, Love and O

Whipped cream [Eren x reader] by 6221asiangirl, literature

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Whipped cream [Eren x reader]

“Hey (f/n), what are you doing?” While turning around you saw Eren, one of your fellow soldiers and friends. Examining your figure from head to toe he cocked an eyebrow at your appearance. Your (h/c) hair was white as if someone had sifted flour all over your head. Cookie dough was all over your clothes and a plaid pinafore was tied around your waist. You wiped off your hands on your pinafore while smiling at him and waved. “Hey Eren. Actually nothing. What about you?” Your voice....your smile... For a moment the usually so confident soldier felt as if he would fly, as if the ground disappeared below his feet when y

Christmas Babysitter Marshall Lee x Reader Oneshot by A-DIMcGoofball, literature

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Christmas Babysitter Marshall Lee x Reader Oneshot

You wouldn't believe that Marshall Lee the Vampire King was a BABYSITTER! Marshall was low on money and he was too lazy for a actual JOB so babysitting it was. Marshall was babysitting his niece tonight because his sister, Marceline, and her fiancé, Finn, were going on their last date as a bachelor and bachelorette. So Marshall was stuck with a 4-year-old brat that doesn't like him as much as his other sibs. Marshall told you to meet him at this unfamiliar address. You didn't mind or ask cause well... He's Marshall Lee. You walk up the steps and step onto the porch and ring the doorbell. A tall and slim cert

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Artist // Student // Traditional Art

United Kingdom
Deviant for 11 years
www.wattpad.com/user/Simply1HelluvaButlah
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❁Buongiorno!!❁

FUCKING SON OF A DISABLED CAT, MY PROFILE NEVER SAVED AND TOOK 60 FUCKING TIMES TO DO.

SCREW THIS SHIT.

I will now express my happiness ~

Cιel:SEBASTIAN!!мaĸe мe a ѕaммιcн,*ғlιcĸѕ нaιr*вecн.
Seвaѕтιan:yυѕ, мy roddo.*Rolls in tea cart* How much of my sugar would you like?
Claυde:daт ѕoυl.
Aloιѕ:ι вeт тнaт ѕeхay вeaѕт woυld looĸ daмn ғιne ιn вooтy ѕнorтѕ.
Claυde:вυт noт aѕ ғιne aѕ yoυ, yoυr нιgн 'n aѕѕ, ι мean нιgнneѕѕ...no.
Aloιѕ:тнanĸѕ Claυde!now leтѕ ғυcĸ υpѕιde down on тнe ѕтaιrcaѕe.
Seвaѕтιan:в-вoccнan?..
Cιel:yea,yea ι already нave мy ĸιттy earѕ ready ғor yoυ, yoυ ѕeхay deмon ;)
Bard:ѕнoυld ι вυrn тнe вed aғтer?
мey-rιn:вeттer тнan cleanιng ιт all υp..
Finnιan:нυн?!
Aloιѕ: we ѕнoυld нave a 4 ѕoмe!!
Cιel:вυт нow wιll we connecт?
Claυde:ι вeт тнe cнandeιer woυld вeѕт ғιт oυr locaтιon.
Seвaѕтιan:ι нave coѕтυмeѕ ιғ тнaт'ѕ a ѕυggeѕтιon
Aloιѕ:OH! CIEL!MAKE DIRTY LOVE TO ME! I WANT YOU TO LICK UP THE BLOOD
Claυde:CIRCUMCISE ME WITH THIS SPOON.
Ciel:nιgнтмareѕ. ι wιll нave тнeм..
ѕeвaѕтιan:ι ѕтιll нave тнe 4 ĸιттy earѕ and тaιlѕ..
❤ι я є g я є т и σ т н ιи g❤

яємємвєя ωнєи ρєωdѕ ρℓαуєd ρσм gєтѕ ωι-fι؟ ωєℓℓ тнαт Pσм ιѕ єχα¢тℓу мє
.υ 2.

dит dєиι

"I AM HURT.IN DA KOKORO"

ι мαкє υ αℓℓ му ѕєяναитѕ αи∂ тнєи иαмє уσυ αℓℓ ѕєвαѕтιαи.=3=
αѕ уσυ ¢αи тєℓℓ, ι αм α Dιяє¢тισиєя αи∂ αи σтαкυ.αиу яє¢ℓαιмѕ؟ѕαу ιт тσ ѕραιи'ѕ fαвυℓσυѕ αѕѕ.ι вєт нє'd єиנσу ѕσмєσиє тαℓкιиg тσ нιѕ αѕѕ.
♚M y b i t c h e s b e t h e s e h o e s -neko_Ciel_ ThrowTheCheese♚
I s h i p C h e e s e x B u t l a h
αℓтнσυgн нєя иαмє ѕнσυℓd вє ѕσмєтнιиg ωιтн кιттєиѕ...

KITTEN FIGHT!!!

нeнe.Butlah х ĸιттen
нeн, ѕeвaѕтιan
jυѕт ѕpenт 2,000 dollarѕ on anιмe coѕplay and crap..
agaιn, regreт noтнιng
@тнrowтнecнeeѕe ι вoυgнт yoυ ѕoмe crap тoo.
ιт'ѕ вєαυтιfυℓ ¢яαρ. ℓιкє,υиι¢σяи ¢яαρ σя ѕσмєтнιиg...
♚セバスチャン·ミカエリスは、シエル·ファントムハイヴにドキドキされていますか？♚

Yus.

D o I c o n f u z z y u?

❤ғυcĸ тнιѕ ѕнιт нave a ғan-ғυcĸιngтaѕтιc day❤

Favourite Movies

I dun watch movies. I live da thug lief

Favourite TV Shows

I dun watch T.V. I live da thug lief

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

C-O-B-R-A S-T-A-R-S-H-I-P MKAY? DID SPELLING IT OUT HELP YOU?

Favourite Books

I dun read real books with paper nd shiet. I read dem fanfictions.. and yaoi fics.. and.. lemons..

Favourite Writers

I HONESTLY HAVE NU IDEA

Favourite Games

EFFING. I'D SAY HETAONI BUT THAT MADE ME SAD AS FUCK.PLUS, I WAS SICK WHILE PLAYING IT SO I BASICALLY THREW UP ALL OVER EVERYTHING

Other Interests

I was never raised correctly by my parents. So,I guess you can say I had a dark past. My past was exactly like Levi's..I WAS A POLE DANCER. WAIT WAT. I honestly have nu idea..phuck yu bechbby (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

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Jun 24, 2013

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I'm looking back on this profile... WHAT THE FUCK?! WAS I HIGH OR SOMETHING? THE HELL... I HAVE ONE JACKED UP PROFILE. DAMN CHILDHOOD... ALWAYS HAUNTING ME. ~tearplz (https://www.deviantart.com/tearplz)